Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Breaking the news

Me: Tochi, look at this picture. Can you tell what it is?
Nidhi: No, what is it?
Me: Look, haven't I shown you another picture like this before, on my mobile phone.
Nidhi: Is it me in your tummy?
Me: Yes, that's the one on the phone. This is not you. This is another baby inside the tummy.
Nidhi: Ohhhh!
Me: Whose tummy is it, can you guess? See, the lady's name is on the picture.
Nidhi (reading 'Bini'): So, is it your tummy?
Me: Yes
Nidhi: So, is there a baby inside your tummy?
Me (smiling): Yes
Nidhi: So, are you pregnant!
Me: Yes!
Nidhi: So you are pregnant. But you don't have to get married, because you are already married.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Heaven and hell

4yo: Mummy, when you die do you want to go to heaven or hell?
Me: Heaven
4yo: Why don't you want to go to hell?
Me: Because God isn't there in hell.
4yo: But how is that possible because God is everywhere!?

Friday, November 11, 2011

Beware when your child begins to read

I am reading a Jodi Picoult novel, and Nidhi standing next to me on the sofa is reading over my shoulder.
Suddenly she asks, "What's virgittiny?" (she pronounces 'g' as in 'girl')
I say, "What?"
She asks again, "What's virgittiny? Why did she lose her virgittiny?"
I close the book, turn towards her and say, "Err... because she wasn't looking after it properly!"

She cares for me

Today I was sitting in the armchair and Nidhi was on my lap. I wanted a glass of water but was feeling too tired to get up, as I had only just sat down. I sighed and said "Ah, Tochuten, when will you be old enough to get me a glass of water?!".
"I can get it now," she said, "if there is a glass not too high that I can reach."
She jumped down from my lap and ran to the kitchen.
"Yes, I can see one." she says, "It's near the sink".
She'll need a small chair to reach it though, so she comes to get it from the usual place near her desk. I am resting my feet on the chair, so I lift them up.
She hesitates and then looks around for the other chair (they are a pair). When she spots it she says "You can use this one, I'll take my timeout chair". The other chair had been moved to the corner of the room for her timeout not very long ago.
She carries it into the kitchen, gets the glass, fills it with water from the tap, and brings it carefully back to me.
I say, "Thank you Tochuten!"
She says "See I am old enough to do it for you now!"
And then she gets me another glass of water.


Last month Nidhi used to go cycling nearly every day after school. The town we live in is very hilly, so the roads are all slopes. Nidhi usually needs help when riding uphill. One day she rode to the park. I didn't play much with her as I was feeling tired and told her that. When we were riding back, she stopped when we reached the usual place that I help her ride uphill. She got off the bike and said "I am not going to make you push the bike because you are tired. I will walk with it uphill." And then she proceeded to do just that.